2. Double tap
3. Beware of bathrooms
4. Wear seatbelts
5. Two things in life are guaranteed to you: Death and Taxes.
6. Cast iron skillets. Best skillet EVER.
7. Travel light
8. Get a kickass partner
9. Beware of Red in a mood
10. Think before you SHOW your parents the photo
11. Family comes first
12. Bounty paper towels reign supreme
13. Always be prepared
14. Do not mess with my dog
15.Bowling balls are good for more than one thing.
17.
18. Limber up
19. When it all starts to go bad, go to Wal-Mart
20. Know your limits (There are few)
21. Avoid strip clubs [on the bad side of town]
22. When in doubt, know your way out
23. Keep some money in cash
29. The buddy system
30. Sometimes you have to eat the hamburger/liver/chili
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army knives...pretty self explanatory
34. Throw salt over your left shoulder
35. Listen to the little voice inside your head. It's usually right
36. Find creative ways to relieve stress
38. Drink lots of water
39. Sometimes you just have to deal
40. Never forget the coffee
41. Keep lies simple
42. Whoever is driving picks the music
43. Have a back-up plan. And a back-up to that too
44. Makes lists
45. Good vibes
46. It's provbably not a good idea to slap the sister in law. No matter how much you hate her.
47. Love yourself
48. Hygiene
49. When you run out of things to talk about, the relationship is over
50. Assume that they are going to do it wrong
~Victoria~
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